How to create the optimum lesbian pulling posse

Two straight, same-sex buddies can go out on the pull together with ease. However, if you're gay, a successful pulling strategy involves an enormous entourage and carefully planning.

Accessory Number 1 - Your Wing Women

Three is the magic number of women on a pulling squad. Any less and potential conquests think you're either a couple or a Nelly No-friends; any more and you become less approachable. It's harder for prowling women to ascertain that you're single if you swamp yourself in too many female friends.

Unless you're a very outgoing person, you will need two wing women. These are strictly platonic friends who you can dance with and compare notes about the talent. When effective, your wing women can help you to pull but beware, choose your wingers wisely or you could end up lowering your chances of pulling.

Ideal wing women have lots of lesbian friends that they can introduce you to, are less attractive than you, look completely different and have a different taste to you in women. The last thing you need, if you're a gorgeous femme with a fetish for bikers, is to hang out with an even fitter biker-fan. If you suspect that you share a taste in women with one of your pulling buddies you must instantly try to sabotage her attractiveness by suggesting unflattering hairstyles, clothes and dance moves.

Accessory Number 2 - Your Gay Guy Group

At a glance, gay men seem like unnecessary clutter in what would otherwise be a pool of solid lesbianism but don't be too quick to dismiss the possibility of befriending one or two, even if their insipid nature bores you or their masculinity turns your stomach. There are two reasons why you should suck up to the odd gay man - firstly because you may need someone to dance with while your friends are otherwise engaged and secondly because gay men can introduce you to other lesbians whose friends are otherwise engaged. Of course don't let it be known that you have no interest whatsoever in their lives, allow them to waffle on about their latest pull and they'll love you forever.

It can be hard to form your gay guy group because gay men are really hard to tell apart particularly when they insist on changing outfits every time you see them. To solve this problem try and pick men from distinctly different races, you only need two or three gay mates so that shouldn't be a problem and also having ethnic friends helps you to look liberal, which is useful in homosexual circles.

Your targets

Once again the magic number is three. Unless you're very skilled at getting what you want, you'll need to focus on more than one girl. However don't be too open minded because if you have too many options you might lose track of your targets. In the lesbian world it is not sufficient to have one sexual interest and one backup plan because it's entirely possible that your first choice for a hot lesbian romp will pull your second choice and you will be left alone. For this reason, you need to set your sights on exactly three women.

Whilst there are no rules about who you should and shouldn't find attractive, the following describes a typical three target situation.

Plan A - The Fittest Girl in the Club

You've never seen anybody quite like her - she's got a hot body, a pretty face and can dance like a demon - but face facts, you're not the only lesbian in the club with eyes so you're going to be in for some serious competition, added to which, she hasn't looked at you once all night. Still, you really need to pull her to prove just how over your ex you happen to have become.

Plan B - Your ex

You don't really want to revisit that territory but your ex does look mighty fine when she makes an effort and girl, can she move! You're not actually going to come onto her (of course!) but if she chooses to stick her tongue down your throat, who are you to complain?

Plan C - Your Admirer

She's not particularly fit but she has been making eyes at you all night and you bet she's great in bed - this assumption is not based on a rational analysis of evidence - you're just trying to convince yourself that it's OK to pull someone with a tache.

So you see, you can't just call up a mate and nip out for a quick prowl, you need at least SEVEN people to complete your optimum lesbian pulling posse.