Notime announce 'The B Word'

With season 6 of The L Word set to be the last season in one of Showtime's longest running series, rival TV network, Notime, have commissioned a new series provisionally titled The B Word. The series will be about a bunch of sorted, glamorous bisexuals living in a swanky US city and is set to portray lesbians as indecisive, mentally unstable women who struggling to come to terms with their inner bisexuality.

Whilst the majority of the characters will be bisexuals thriving to make their monogamous relationships work, the show's producers have revealed that there will be at least two token lesbians. These will serve as comic relief and to help reinforce the message that bisexuality is a more valid, stable way of living than homosexuality.

"One of the show's characters will be a lesbian who can't settle with one partner because she is too emotionally confused. She will persistently end up in three way love triangles and the occasional orgy," leeks one of the script writers.

In a stark contrast to The L Word, male characters will contain depth and the occasional saving grace, therefore portraying girl on girl encounters as growing from a desire for same sex intimacy and not a last resort after discovering that men are physically violent, serial cheaters or villains who hide hidden cameras in girls' bedrooms.

The shows producers have admitted that they will be copying one aspect of The L Word, "Aside from one token straight, we will make each and every female character either bisexual or lesbian. We know it's extremely unlikely that your carpenter, the chef at your mate's tennis club, the chief donor for your art gallery, that donor's daughter, the boss at your new job, that bosses daughter and your next door neighbor, are all muff munchers, but what does realism matter when we're trying to revoke the myths about sexuality?"

The B Word will be aired in the US at the beginning or 2009 but won't be aired in Britain until 2019, after a bisexual storyline featuring Coronation Street's Rosie Webster, Carla Connor and Terry Duckworth prepares the British public for practically anything.