Dreadful Dating Website Openers
Dear boys,
I understand that it can be difficult to start conversations with women on dating websites and that there are no hard and fast rules as to what will be effective. However here are a few pointers on what not to say:
- "Is your picture real or have you photoshopped it up?"
- "I really fancy you. cummon msg me PLEASE!"
- "i cant think of anything to say so you start"
- "I love arguing, it gets me through the day"
- "what a f*cking nice profile"
- "why haven't you replied. who said women aren't evil?"
If you're going to try and impress me with just one sentence, you could at least try and make it a good one.
Thanks,
x
8 comments:
lol those are actually things people wrote you? hilarious!
If I sent you my opening emails on dating websites do you think you could give me a few pointers on how to improve them?
Hope you are well, not spoken to you in an age.
Takecare,
Leigh
Best one yet today:
"I actually really fancy red heads. Can you believe that?"
come on, with a face like yours no one would ever msg you or ask if it had been "photoshopped up", stop faking things to write about
God, what an arsehole. Ignore him, Bi. If we were more suited mentally, and if you were into me physically I would totally have asked you out by now.
LOL, thanks LW.
And who needs photoshop when you can manipulate lighting, angles etc?
Damn right, Sha. The only difference a photo makes to a profile for me is if it's creative enough to give me an indication of the subjects personality. A well planned and shot portrait speaks volumes about the poster's preparedness and intelligence. Shall I send you those dating website emails via facebook?
Leigh
Sure, send away, but like I said, don't take too much notice of what I think - I'm very picky.
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