Katy Perry, Threesomes and Lesbian Jabs - Three spoof news articles
We've written a few spoof news articles about sexuality this week. They're published elsewhere to reach a broader audience but I think you will enjoy them the most. Here's a summary:
Katy Perry honoured by the gay community
The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community.
Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs
Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man.
New vaccine against lesbianism soon to be available on the NHS
The government plans to offer 14 year old girls vaccinations against the sexually transmitted disease: lesbianism, after research showed that as many as 1 in 8 women will have a homosexual experience at some point during their lives, in the UK.
2 comments:
The threesome one was just downright HILARIOUS.
Threesome? Hell I was with three young ladies for an evening, I thought they were going to kill me and I was supposedly in my sexual prime? A most humbling experience. If I put that on what I assume a CV is, they wouldn't hire me. I failed. I could do it now, live and learn. But I don't have to work anymore, so it's a non issue.
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