More Ridiculous Assumptions about Gay Marriage

1. Some Christian charities send relief packages to areas of natural disaster. Some Christians believe that marriage should be limited to heterosexual couples only. Many homosexuals think that marriage should be available to all couples. Therefore homosexuals don't care about flood and hurricane victims.

2. A sign urging people to ban gay marriage was stolen. Therefore homosexuals oppose freedom of speech and freedom of religion. All homosexuals are atheists who want to rid the world of religion and destroy Christian values.

3. Gay marriage is something different from marriage as they know it. Marrying a chicken is also different from marriage as they know it. Therefore a man marrying another man is the same as a man marrying a chicken.

4. Society would need to be a lot more liberal to allow incest. Allowing gay marriage also requires a liberal attitude. Therefore approving gay marriage will encourage hoards of people to sleep with their relatives.