Stupid things that Katy Perry has said

"All these songs are very personal, they’re straight out of a 'dear diary' situation...[but] my Anne Frank is now being exposed to the world."
Anne Frank? Don't flatter yourself love.

"It [her song 'UR so gay'] is kind of like Alanis Morisette’s "'You Oughta Know.'"
Again with the flattery.

"My closest friends happen to be gay..."
Before or after you wrote two embarrassingly offensive songs?

"Umm… Well, it [the expression 'UR so gay'] is just a saying. It's like calling someone a 'biiitch.' You're like, 'Hey, biiitch!' It just felt appropriate."
And they're really still your friends?

"It's not what good girls do." - her lyrics
So you are saying lesbianism is bad?

"I think gay people have a wonderful sense of humour."
Not a cross section of personalities like the population in general?

"Love it, hate it, [her song 'I kissed a girl'] for me it was about us girls."
Watch Alex Parks sing - she sings to a girl. When you're on stage, you're talking to a man, or rather men.

"My music makes pop-music cool again."
If by "cool" you mean homophobic and knife worshipping.

"There are a few songs that will make you cry."
How about bash my forehead against a wall?

"But nothing beats being up on stage in front of all that energy."

Best make sure you can stay up at your next gig then. I know even the best of us have been foiled by a giant cake.

Sources:
The New Gay
Prefix Mag
Out.com