Bondage Duckie

We noticed an advert for discreet vibrators, this includes such things as vibrators that look like caterpillars, goldfish and various other things you might happen to have lying around on your beside table. The only thing we find even remotely similar to something any of us might actually own, is a vibrating rubber duck. However the section also includes his cousin, bondage duckie.

Now call us old fashioned, but what is discreet about a sex toy that looks like a kid's toy wearing a ball gag?

Going Straight

Just before I started taking sodium valproate, a drug used to treat bipolar disorder and epilepsy, I had a dramatic haircut and when my previously wavy hair grew back is was quite curly. Since then I've been growing my hair and stopped taking valproate.

For some time I've been insisting that my hair's been growing back straight but because the ends were curly, friends suggested it was just the weight of the hair pulling out the curl. However I recently had three or four inches trimmed off my hair and discovered it really is quite straight.

Apparently curly hair is a rare side effect of valproate.